yo mama fight

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:33 pm

hey lets do some yo mama jokes

yo mama is so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

Raina The Werewolf Queen · Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:36 pm

yo mamma so fat ive know her my whole life and i still havent seen all of her

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:05 am

This one might be kinda bad, but here goes:
Yo mama's so poor, you asked her what was for dinner and she lifted up her foot and said "corn"!

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:06 am

Yo momma's so fat to talk to her face to face I slaps her belly and ride da wave up!

Raina The Werewolf Queen · Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:19 am

Merrypaws · Post by **Merrypaws** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:37 am

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:41 am

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:44 am

Merrypaws wrote:Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.

Thats when werewolves start to appear!!

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:28 am

Yo mama so fat that I can't walk with her, I walk among her.

Searif · Post by **Searif** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:06 am

yo mama so fat she tripped over special K and landed on target

Rainwolf · Post by **Rainwolf** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:02 am

Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade!

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:11 pm

Yo mama's so short, she can backflips under the bed

Lycanthrope · Post by **Lycanthrope** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:39 pm

Yo Mama's so big, that a rock thrown at her comes into her orbit!

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:42 pm

You mama so fat when she sits in a movie theater, she sits next to everybody.

Apharoh · Post by **Apharoh** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:02 pm

your mama so fat i had to take two trains and a cab to get to her good side.
your mama so fat she walks around in high heels she strikes oil.
(your mom jokes are my specialty... BRING IT ON)

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:32 pm

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born instead of slapping her butt they slapped her face!

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:36 pm

Yo mama so ugly she visited a haunted house and all the monsters fled in terror.

Yo mama so dumb she opened a box of Cheerios and thought she'd found donut seeds.

Yo mama so lazy she slept through your entire pregnancy.

Yo mama so old she remembers when dust was the hip new thing.

Yo mama so wrinkled that even her wrinkles have wrinkles.

Yo mama so smelly that when someone farts around her it's like a breath of fresh air.

Yo mama so fat she sneezed and they called it the Big Bang.

-- Vilkacis

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:27 pm

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate has Roman numerals on it

Yo mama's so fat, she wore yellow clothes jogging and someone said "Look! It's the sun!"

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:41 pm

Yo momma so dumb, APPLE PIE!!!

Darum · Post by **Darum** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:18 pm

yo momma so fat, everytime she goes to the beach everyone starts chanting "save the whale! save the whale!".

yo momma so fat you could hide a semi-truck behind her.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:08 pm

yo mamma soo fat that bin ladden is hiding in her rolls

yo mamma is soo easy her mating call is NEXT!!!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:12 pm

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:14 pm

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:15 pm

yo momma is so fat we she wears a red dress people yell "COOL AID!"

yo momma is fat when she walks by on the fourth of july people go "KA BOOM!!!, KA BOOM!!!!

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:17 pm

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.