I can't find Jesus Christ!

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:37 pm

DISCLAIMER: If you have thin religious skin, then don't blame me if ya get offended...

I swear I uploaded an image of Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick to my website earlier this evening (taken at Dragon Con) and can't seem to figure out where the hell it went. Intelligence tells me that it's somewhere in the Art/Photo gallery, but I'm really not sure.

Eh. If you can find it, a direct link would be cool. Paradice Net

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:39 pm

Let me get this straight, you lost Jesus? Someone up there is gonna be real mad.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:46 pm

Omg I saw this guy there to it was so funny

heres your picture

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:47 pm

Fenrir wrote:Omg I saw this guy there to it was so funny

heres your picture

he asked for a direct link, you ding dong!!

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:49 pm

Akela wrote:Let me get this straight, you lost Jesus? Someone up there is gonna be real mad.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:49 pm

Ouch oh

http://www.paradice.net/index.php?modul ... ages&fid=1

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:53 pm

Fenrir wrote:Ouch oh

http://www.paradice.net/index.php?modul ... ages&fid=1

Bleh!!

here is a direct link to the picture in question.

http://www.paradice.net/index.php?modul ... age&iid=47

Do I win a prize?

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:55 pm

Yeah. Sure. PM me a mailing address. You just won an autographed copy of my debut album (or the first compilation I wound up on).

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:10 pm

Baphnedia wrote:Yeah. Sure. PM me a mailing address. You just won an autographed copy of my debut album (or the first compilation I wound up on).

Oooooooo......a prize.

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:53 pm

Wouldn't it be nice if finding one's spirituality, or one's own beliefs were this easy? Done in eight easy posts. Wow.

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:41 pm

Is he gonna learn to tapdance and come back next year?
How about if he arrived in a sidecar?

Doruk Golcu · Post by **Doruk Golcu** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:45 am

And I can't find Elvis. Might have to do with the fact that I never looked for him, but...

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:21 pm

Well, Elvis really did manage to go back to where he came from, they still haven't gotten around to making a movie about it. Read all the way through the HitchHiker's Guid to the Galaxy.

If he arrived in a side-car?! That would be awesome... I'll have to send him a note. I think he knows how to tap-dance, but hasn't done it while wearing robes of office. We'll just have to see next year, I suppose.

Of course, one thing that helped smooth over even better is that there is always a church convention of some sort right after Dragon Con at the same location. Things happen in mysterious ways, they do.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:56 pm

I've been asked before if I've found Jesus, but you're the first to want Him back.

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:55 pm

Scott, you owe me a new keyboard. Keysareabouttostopworking,likethespacebar...now.that.it.is.inndated.with.dr.peppr..[.]

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:22 pm

My keyboard died once (I spilt pop on it twice

) My dad had bring me a new one. Until he did,_I_had_to_type_like_this_and_it_was_annoying

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:36 pm

Jesus on a pogo stick!?! who knew we been playing with a holy toy all this time.

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:22 pm

Scott, the new keyboard works.

"Pogo-sticks - get some Enlightenment in your life and some spring to your stride!"

In light of the news, of pogo-sticks being holy, does that mean that we say prayers to them, or that we come up with a whole new line of sales pitches?

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:51 pm

Maybe they just get to be special, like the holy grail and crosses

Maybe the pope will get a pogo stick

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:49 pm

Now - the Pope on a pogo stick. That is an image I want on my website!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:55 pm

LOL thats my ides!! Shucks just stole it.

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:34 pm

Well, someone posted it to Morons.org, which I partly blame for over 60,000 page views today. Not that it's a bad thing - except I might have to pay for more bandwith soon. It's a wicked world.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:40 pm

I can see it now Jesus Christ super star playing in the background

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:48 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:LOL thats my ides!! Shucks just stole it.

Jesus Christ Superstar on pogosticks! Has anyone been to http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net ? I like it- it's funny

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:01 am

That place is hilarious!