What do you do?

AlphaOokami · Post by **AlphaOokami** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:58 pm

I would do C, but they'd probably throw me in as well. ^^ But its still C. o.o Am I confusing anyone other than me??

A woman is flying through the air. You:

A) Disregard her, its just a bird.
B) Snap a photo and call Ripley's.
C) Call the funny farm. ^^
D) Join her.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:53 pm

B

You are in a alley and some fat kid is throwing twinkies at a nerd.What do you do?
(A)=say HAhAHa,what a nerd
(B)=say,hey lard how about going and eating your twinkies
(C)=Call him a undercover f**
(D)=beat him up

AlphaOokami · Post by **AlphaOokami** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:56 pm

B

Your in a park. A ird flies overead. A ree is standig tal beside yo. Sudenly, a pigg dars acros ur pat. You:

A) Chase the pig yelling "Sue-ee!!"
B) Make bacon.
C) Get down on all fours and run in a circle.
D) Get me spelling classes.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:10 pm

B

A girl starts screaming and is the richy rich type. Makeup gets on her shirt and she fills with rage. What do you do?
(A)=tell her she still looks pretty
(B)=tell her "it's okay...you were already ugly
(C)=get pissed at me cuz this is so random
(D)=run away

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:17 pm

B.

You're invited over to your new neighbor's house and he's a really nice guy. He lets you in, you have a seat on his couch, he goes into the kitchen to get some drinks, then he suddenly asks: "Oh, by the way, have you met my pet tiger?" You look to your left and there it is sitting on the couch with you and looking right at you.

A) Offer it your hand to get your scent from.
B) Smile nervously and try to scritch it behind the ears.
C) Talk baby talk and go right for the nuzzle.
D) Leap through the window.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:21 pm

A

There is some drunk guy walking around in your yard. He is really annoying and singing. Wadday do?
(A)=shoot him
(B)=punch him so he'll go to sleep
(C)=call the old woman

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:27 pm

C

You're at a pet store and you see a beautiful scarlett macaw available for $15.00 (for a bird which can go for triple-digits). You approach the cage and say 'Hello,' trying to get her to talk, and the bird replies: "Filthy skank, I'm inflatable!"

A) Buy her because that's a good laugh at a great price.
B) Browse the fish aisle.
C) Complain to the store owner.
D) Buy her and give her as a birthday gift to one of your jerk relatives.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:32 pm

D

Your aunt comes in your house.What do ya do?
(A)=Hide in your room
(B)=Call the FBI for a unsolved Murder

(C)=call the cops
(D)=give her your gifts you hate from the holidays

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:17 pm

D. I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Your uncle gives you a family newsletter for Christmas, AND for your birthday.

1) Grin and bear it.
2) Throw them out.
3) Keep them, then give one back to him for Christmas and the other back on his birthday.
4) Study Voodoo.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:45 pm

1

You go to your grandma's house to spend the night. You ask her for some candy and she says it is in her purse. You reach in and instead of pulling out candy, you pull out a sex toy. You:

A) scream
B) drop it, wash your hands, and vow to never look granny in the eye again.
C) Take it to your room.
D) Put it back, get you candy, and pretend nothing happened.

Apharoh · Post by **Apharoh** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:59 am

B

Your sitting in the park drawing with the beutiful view of the lake in fromt of you. An 8 year old kid walks up to you and starts prodding you with a stick. you tell him to stop but he ignores you. Do you

A. Tell him to stop again
B. Slap him
C. Find his parents
D. Slam your drawing book shut, look him strait in the eye and yell "If you don't stop im going to break your legs and chuck you into the lake!"

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:02 pm

Apharoh wrote:B

Your sitting in the park drawing with the beutiful view of the lake in fromt of you. An 8 year old kid walks up to you and starts prodding you with a stick. you tell him to stop but he ignores you. Do you

A. Tell him to stop again
B. Slap him
C. Find his parents
D. Slam your drawing book shut, look him strait in the eye and yell "If you don't stop im going to break your legs and chuck you into the lake!"

C

You go into a night club and as soon as you enter, a drunk man (it doesn't matter what gender you are) slaps you on the butt and says, "How much, b@#@"!? You :

A) Tell him that was inappropriate and say that if he touches you again, you will tell security to remove him.

B) say "F@#@ off!"
C) smile and say, "How much you got?"
D) Take your can of mace and spray him in the eyes.

AlphaOokami · Post by **AlphaOokami** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:51 pm

D

You're walking your dog, like you always do, down the quiet streets around your house. On this particular day, you were walking him at night, which you didn't think was such a bad idea.

1) What, at night? Are you crazy?
2) Cool.
3) Doesn't matter to me.

You're walking along and all of a sudden some weird teen races by on his bike. He barks and growls playfully at your dog, or so it seems, but he sounds really retarded.

A) Don't do anything, he probably was retarded.
B) Growl back.
C) Yell, "Hey, you drove too close to my little doggie!"
D) Use your powers to make him run into a trash can.

Two part answer, based on a true story.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:09 pm

AlphaOokami wrote:D

You're walking your dog, like you always do, down the quiet streets around your house. On this particular day, you were walking him at night, which you didn't think was such a bad idea.

1) What, at night? Are you crazy?
2) Cool.
3) Doesn't matter to me.

You're walking along and all of a sudden some weird teen races by on his bike. He barks and growls playfully at your dog, or so it seems, but he sounds really retarded.

A) Don't do anything, he probably was retarded.
B) Growl back.
C) Yell, "Hey, you drove too close to my little doggie!"
D) Use your powers to make him run into a trash can.

Two part answer, based on a true story.

2 and B

You come home after a long, tiring day at work. You take off your shoes, and some of your cloths to go to bed. You just fall right into bed and just before you fall asleep, you turn and your cat, who is laying in bed with you, has its a-hole right into your face. You:

A) Calmly move the cat aside.
B) Turn the other way.
C) Get mad at the cat for being on your bed.
D) Throw the cat out the window to your dogs.

(This is TOO based on a true story)

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:11 pm

D

You get to work 2 minutes late and your boss calls you to his office, he starts talking how you need better responsiblities and that he doesnt tolerate it. What would you do...

A)Just walk away quitly to pack up your stuff.
B)Poor hot coffee all over his pant.
C) Tell him that you went out with his wife.
D)Pull out an uzi and start waving around like a madman.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:50 pm

D

Some car is shaking in a parking lot. Blood flys all over the window ,what do you do?
(A)=walk up to the window and look in
(B)=throw the lard with twinkies into the car
(C)=watch a werewolf jump out and hold your arm out
(D)=dance like a f** and shoot yourself
(E)=all of the above
(F)=Haha you got a bad grade

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:57 pm

C

You come home have a long day and decided to take a well deserved hot bath. You strip naked and enter the bath. You have a feeling you are being watched and look out the window to see two guys ( It doesn't matter what gender you are) watching you. You:

A) Scream and call the cops.
B) Tell them that you/or someone else is going to kick their @$$.
C) Throw stuff at them calling them pervs.
D) Give them a show.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:35 am

C
This is for all you tail fans...

You come across a werewolf that doesnt have a tail. you...

A)Start complaining that he needs a tail
B) Start calling him a freak.
C)Tell him that his butt is exposed to much
D)Play pin the tail on the werewolf.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:21 am

C.

You've just moved out of your parent(s)'s home into your first new appartment. You've got your furniture set up and your utilities payed for, now all that's left is to stock up the fridge. What do you stock it up with for drinks:

A) Pepsi
B) Sobe
C) Dasani
D) Brewski

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:22 pm

A

You are in school and you are drawing a picture at lunch time. It is almost done and you put alot of effort into it. When it is finished, the school bully comes over, takes the drawing and says, "This is crap!" and rips it to pieces. You:

A) Tell the lunch aid
B) Tell a near by teacher.
C) Fight him.
D) Take your chair and hit him on the head, then take you pen and draw on him saying, "How do you like my art now, f**!?"

(Based on a true story)

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:42 pm

C.

You're taking a class on a subject you already know everything about (you just need the credits) and the professor is baby-talking the class.

A) Listen anyway because it doesn't matter what you know; you'll have to listen to him to know what questions to get wrong on the test in what way.
B) Sit at the back row with your IPod.
C) Disrupt his lecture by forcing out a really loud belch, then cover your mouth and softly apologize.
D) Stand up, leave the classroom and don't come back until the midterm.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:56 pm

C

You are asked to draw a picture for someone online for free. You draw it and you put alot of effort into it and grew to like it. When you upload it for that person, they seem to really hate the drawing. You:

a) Say, "Thats alright. Just extra drawing experience!" And smile it off.
b) Ask for at least a thank you for your life time and effort.
c) Ask them where they live so you can drive over and stuff the drawing in their mouth.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:25 pm

B

You are in a bar and a guy runs into you. What do you do
(A)=You are alteady drunk so you fight him
(B)=Run into a wall and knock yourself unconscious
(C)=Cry
(D)=tell the bar tender to shoot him

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:58 pm

A

You are in a school play and you have the lead part. You are doing your big scene when some jerk in the crowd says, "Hey, you suck!" Making the whole audience laugh. You:

A) Continue your scene. He would ruin your night.
B) Tell him to shut up and watch the damn play.
C) Flip him off.
D) Jump on him on stage and beat him up.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:02 pm

D

You are in the Customs line to go to Aruba and the woman say s "DO YOU HAVE CREDIDIT Card?" Yes I can spell credit,I am tring to make it foreign.What do you do
(A)=Do I look like I have a credit card
(B)=Flip her off
(C)=Say, "NNOOOO I DON"T HAVE CREDITIT CARD."
(D)=ignore her