QUOTES

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:30 pm

"My ice cream is cold." - Dope

"The sun is yellow." - Dope

"My tail wags happy!" - Dope

A couple quotes from a little comic I made for fun about Dope.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:34 pm

"I'm a trendy tote bag."

"I'm the human wedgie."

"I blew it man. I lose my torch."
~Homsar

Set · Post by **Set** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:51 pm

Only three? Aww... I have a bunch of these.

"Miguel if I believed in fate I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!" -Tulio, The Road To El Dorado

"Look, lady, I only speak two languages: english and bad english." -Korban Dallas, The Fifth Element

"I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives - AHAHAHAHA! I'll smash it with a hammer!" -Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:00 pm

Reilune wrote: "I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives - AHAHAHAHA! I'll smash it with a hammer!" -Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove

Emperor's New Groove rocks!!

"Oh look, a scary leaf! It might attack me!" -Kuzco (howdya spell 'at?) in llama form, from the same movie

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:10 pm

Excelsia wrote:
Reilune wrote: "I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives - AHAHAHAHA! I'll smash it with a hammer!" -Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove
Emperor's New Groove rocks!!

"Oh look, a scary leaf! It might attack me!" -Kuzco (howdya spell 'at?) in llama form, from the same movie

Yes, I loved both of those quotes.

Yet my favorite it: "Ahhhh!! Demon llama!" - Pacha

Apharoh · Post by **Apharoh** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:17 pm

Shut up your adopted!- Westallah
Im tired of blaming Canida, I wanna blame Bush...On second thought screw canada too
Cows Are My Friends- Gir

Set · Post by **Set** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:35 pm

"You humans. When are you gonna learn that size doesn't matter? Just because something's importaint doesn't mean it's not very very small." -Frank the Pug, Men In Black

"This definately rates about a 9.0 on my Weird s***-O-Meter." -J, Men In Black

"This guy has a serious crush on his cat..." -J, Men In Black

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:44 pm

"Its fear that give men wings"-Max Payne

"The first rule about going after somebody is to never make it personal...which almost always end up being anyway"- Max Payne

"In battle is doesnt matter about how good you are, tactics, its all about chaos and luck"-Max Payne

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:26 pm

"You're bleeding! It must have scratched you."
"Yeah....or maybe it scratched me or something."
-Elphaba and Fiyero, Wicked

"You're the only friend I've ever had."
"And I've had so many friends."
-Elphaba and Glinda, Wicked

"Personally, I don't think you have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt that you will."
-Madame Morrible to Glinda, and later Glinda to Madame Morrible, Wicked

(SO...did I mention I like Wicked?)

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:28 pm

" He who knows enough is enough, we'll always have enough" - Mei Ling

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:40 pm

Terastas wrote:"I'm a trendy tote bag."

"I'm the human wedgie."

"I blew it man. I lose my torch."
~Homsar

I really like:

"I'm a song from the sixties (or is it seventies)."

and

"I do what I'm told."

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:41 am

"Never assume, because when you ASSUME, it makes an a** of U and ME!"

[spoiler]"Perhaps i could commit assult with a friendly weapon, and beat them all to death with my dick."[/spoiler]

- Richard Marcinko

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:50 pm

"Anything is possible...if it happens!" - On some tv show. I think it was the Angry Beavers.

Kretel · Post by **Kretel** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:30 pm

"On a planet occupied by six billion humans, paranoia is a perfectly justified stance." - Scott Gardener

"Unbeing dead isn't being alive." - e e cummings

"Moose ... Indian." - Henry David Thoreau's last words

*chuckle*

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:02 pm

"Wow! There's a war going on around us"

"I think I noticed"

"Well why didn't you say anything"

"I didn't want to interupt, it's rude" -Epic Battles

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:12 am

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SPECWAR ACCORDING TO RICHARD MARCINKO

-I am the War Lord and the wrathful God of Combat and I will always lead you from the front, not from the rear.

-I will treat you all alike-just like s***.

-Thou shalt do nothing I will not do first, and thus will you be created Warriors in My deadly image.

-I shall punish thy bodies because the more thou sweatest in training, the less thou bleedest in combat.

-Indeed, if thou hurteth in thy efforts and thou suffer painful dings, then thou art Doing It Right.

-Thou hast not to like it-thou hast just to do it.

-Thou shalt Keep It Simple, Stupid.

-Thou shalt never assume.

-Verily, thou art not paid for thy methods, but for thy results, by which meaneth thou shalt kill thine enemy before he killeth you by any means available.

-Thou shalt, in thy Warrior's Mind and Soul, always remember My ultimate and final Commandment:There Are No Rules-Thou Shalt Win At All Cost.

Set · Post by **Set** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:40 pm

"We dance around a ring, and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows." -Gregorius of the Force Academy forums

"Not to blow your mind with the mad philosophy, but if you don't go to sleep tonight you'll never wake up tomorrow." -One of the townsfolk on Animal Crossing

"Red Crested Breegulls are notorious loudmouths, but at least there's plenty of truth behind Kazooie's boasts." -Banjo-Kazooie instruction booklet

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:28 pm

Timber-WoIf wrote:THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SPECWAR ACCORDING TO RICHARD MARCINKO

Interesting stuff there, though I'd have to disagree; there is but one commandment in war:

"Thou shalt kill"

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:33 pm

"The victorious win first, then go to war, while the defeated go to war first, then seek to win."

or, as is said repetidly in Marcinko's books:

"Never forget the seven 'P's; Propper Previous Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"

Crimson_Alchemist · Post by **Crimson_Alchemist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:51 pm

happy halloween everyone. for once im finally on

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:06 pm

I'm surprised we made it to five pages and nobody thought to mention this:

"Ooh, don't look. Cover your faces. Think about a yellow rubber duck."
~The Truth, GTA: San Andreas

Crimson_Alchemist · Post by **Crimson_Alchemist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:09 pm

rubber duck?

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:12 pm

Crimson_Alchemist wrote:rubber duck?

Its a running gag on the forum. Figarou likes to pelt people with rubber Duckies.

Crimson_Alchemist · Post by **Crimson_Alchemist** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:17 pm

ok i have one i think....Life is but a passing dream,but the death that follows is eternal.[/quote]

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:22 pm

LOL something tells me Crimson Alchemist would probably enjoy chat rooms.