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There are some jocular sentences which, spoken quickly, breaks your tongue.

Here an example:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
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Homo lupo lupus est.
Scisne, homo, quod lupum essendum profecto significat?
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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Sunshine City

(say it real fast ten times bwahahaha...)
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I wish I was a wrist watch. (keep saying that!)
"We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream."
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Private Pirate Property
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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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Say this while holding your tongue:

"Gazing at the ashes of my father's ship."
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Say this while holding your tongue:

"I was born on a Pirate Ship"
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What a to do to die today,
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible, difficult thing to say,
But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum,
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-too,
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.



If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.



Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.



If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

-- Vilkacis
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Post by Hamster »

WTF!!! :o :o :o :o :lol:



[spoiler] Say this really fast:

"I am Sofa King We Todd Ed"[/spoiler]
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Post by Terastas »

Came up with this one acciddentally on this very forum

"I am an anime animal"

EDIT: And this one came up in my biology class this afternoon:

"Ruminent animals."
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