The first game is IRC Golf.
The course is a straight line. All you do is roll a 384 sided dice (the dicebot will oblige, as numbering every divet on a golfball would cause someone's mind to break down), and note the yards it flew. Each player gets one swing in a turn. The first player to make it to 1000 yards wins. It's as simple as that.
The second game, written by Lupin, is an IRC game of hot potato. A potato is passed around the room, and if you have it when the timer runs out, you get kicked. Hehe.
