Do you know that leather not only mats fur, but chafes, too?lupinsmile wrote:I would ware some tight leather shorts after the change. The Girls at the clubs would go WILD! Mabey a Hemp necklace too.
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Well, there's a lot of well thought-out posts here, though some directions its gone in is better than others... Though I'm sorry, the werewolves in the tighty-whities just gives me a chill for some reason...
...given a choice, I like the idea of werewolves in leather muuuuch better. Though I completely understand the whole leather not giving situation being bad on the more "sensitive" areas!!!
ouch!
...given a choice, I like the idea of werewolves in leather muuuuch better. Though I completely understand the whole leather not giving situation being bad on the more "sensitive" areas!!!
ouch!
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GETTING BACK ON TOPIC...
Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
Hell, I wouldn't mind too much if the guy turns into a ferocious pair of boxer shorts, ala underwearwolf.
All I ask, so that I won't have to go out and verbally burn the nice people at ReQuest Entertainment at the stake, is that they SHOW the people turning into werewolves, unlike a certain celluloid abomination that I will not name, but everyone here knows what I'm gibbering about avoided doing, or simply having a simple and lame computer morph like the way The Howling: New Moon Rising did, at the very end, no doubt.
That, and an aesthetically pleasing werewolf costume and marginally competent actors, too.
Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
Hell, I wouldn't mind too much if the guy turns into a ferocious pair of boxer shorts, ala underwearwolf.
All I ask, so that I won't have to go out and verbally burn the nice people at ReQuest Entertainment at the stake, is that they SHOW the people turning into werewolves, unlike a certain celluloid abomination that I will not name, but everyone here knows what I'm gibbering about avoided doing, or simply having a simple and lame computer morph like the way The Howling: New Moon Rising did, at the very end, no doubt.
That, and an aesthetically pleasing werewolf costume and marginally competent actors, too.
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What did I just write?Figarou wrote:Even if its UnderRoos?Apokryltaros wrote:Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
I won't care what sort of underwear they have under there, just so long as their apparall is violently out-grown in an adequetly dramatic manner.
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Apokryltaros wrote:What did I just write?Figarou wrote:Even if its UnderRoos?Apokryltaros wrote:Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
I won't care what sort of underwear they have under there, just so long as their apparall is violently out-grown in an adequetly dramatic manner.
Underoos it is then. And while we are at it, duckie slippers!!
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Re Werewolves and Underwear..
<Ahem!!>
Now this Brings me to Doc Werewolf's theory of Grouchy Monsters.
Why are so many monsters pissed off after changing
Well - you are wearing a comfortable 95cm set of undies when in human form.
Now suddenly your a few hundred pounds heavier. Muscles, Taller, and your physique has expanded too..
Except for these now extremely tight undies that are making your goolies feel like thay have been caught in a vice cause the director HATES to see wobbly bits on his monster.
Pissed!! Nah... Try AGONY!!!!!
Werewolf :- GROWLLS... HOWLLLSSSS....
Translation :- OH ME ACHING NUTS!!!! GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!!!!
<Ahem!!>
Now this Brings me to Doc Werewolf's theory of Grouchy Monsters.
Why are so many monsters pissed off after changing
Well - you are wearing a comfortable 95cm set of undies when in human form.
Now suddenly your a few hundred pounds heavier. Muscles, Taller, and your physique has expanded too..
Except for these now extremely tight undies that are making your goolies feel like thay have been caught in a vice cause the director HATES to see wobbly bits on his monster.
Pissed!! Nah... Try AGONY!!!!!
Werewolf :- GROWLLS... HOWLLLSSSS....
Translation :- OH ME ACHING NUTS!!!! GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!!!!
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Sorry I just had a wicked thought.
A Brownings Movie set..----------------------------------------
All the werewolves are on the stage acting their part.. And someone backstage goes to a cupboard and opens it.. They have never opened this cupboard before cause it has large warning signs on it!!!
In side there are racks and racks of furry sheaths and sacks.. All with little labels on them..
When the scene ends there a sudden rush of the werewolves to the cupboard.. A frantic sorting of Who's equipment is Whose. And then each werewolf err 're-attaches' his equiment back on so he can race off to for a piss.. or some other hormonal relief..
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Of course there is a flip side of this..
--Scene------------------------------------------------
A Browning surrounded by several very annoy and desperate werewolves
Werewolf :- "Stolen.. What do you Mean Stolen!!! We left them in YOUR care and you Promised Us that NOTHING would happen to them. They'd be under lock and key.. And now you tell us that our wobbly bits have been stolen!!!"
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Sorry folks - I have a warped sense of humor and I write as well..
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A Brownings Movie set..----------------------------------------
All the werewolves are on the stage acting their part.. And someone backstage goes to a cupboard and opens it.. They have never opened this cupboard before cause it has large warning signs on it!!!
In side there are racks and racks of furry sheaths and sacks.. All with little labels on them..
When the scene ends there a sudden rush of the werewolves to the cupboard.. A frantic sorting of Who's equipment is Whose. And then each werewolf err 're-attaches' his equiment back on so he can race off to for a piss.. or some other hormonal relief..
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Of course there is a flip side of this..
--Scene------------------------------------------------
A Browning surrounded by several very annoy and desperate werewolves
Werewolf :- "Stolen.. What do you Mean Stolen!!! We left them in YOUR care and you Promised Us that NOTHING would happen to them. They'd be under lock and key.. And now you tell us that our wobbly bits have been stolen!!!"
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Sorry folks - I have a warped sense of humor and I write as well..
Take Care
Marc
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Marcwolf wrote:Sorry I just had a wicked thought.
A Brownings Movie set..----------------------------------------
All the werewolves are on the stage acting their part.. And someone backstage goes to a cupboard and opens it.. They have never opened this cupboard before cause it has large warning signs on it!!!
In side there are racks and racks of furry sheaths and sacks.. All with little labels on them..
When the scene ends there a sudden rush of the werewolves to the cupboard.. A frantic sorting of Who's equipment is Whose. And then each werewolf err 're-attaches' his equiment back on so he can race off to for a piss.. or some other hormonal relief..
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Of course there is a flip side of this..
--Scene------------------------------------------------
A Browning surrounded by several very annoy and desperate werewolves
Werewolf :- "Stolen.. What do you Mean Stolen!!! We left them in YOUR care and you Promised Us that NOTHING would happen to them. They'd be under lock and key.. And now you tell us that our wobbly bits have been stolen!!!"
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Sorry folks - I have a warped sense of humor and I write as well..
Take Care
Marc
Werewolves with removable wobbly bits? Now thats odd.
And I bet the person who took them is going to put it up on ebay!!
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Marcwolf wrote:Well Figarou - it was you who inspired me.
I seen in a few forums your posts re hiding the bits and pieces under fur..
So I thought - Why not just detach.. and re-attach later
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Great.... I can see one of the werewolves forgeting to re-attach it before going home from the set. Talk about a mad trip back to the studio!!
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