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Dear Santa,

How's it going? I hope you and Mrs. Claus are well.

Let's get to the point, Santa. Here's what I want for Christmas:

World Peace? Hmm..

End to hunger everywhere? Uh-huh..

Loving homes for all homeless pets? Sure, who wouldn't?

Blahblahblah... It's all good. However, I'm in it for the presents, fat man!

On Christmas morning, please deliver one each (hey, I'm not greedy) of the following DVD sets:

1. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
2. The Angry Beavers
3. Count Duckula
4. Dinosaurs
5. Duckman
6. Gary the Rat
7. Road Rovers
8. Rocko's Modern Life
9. Sam & Max
10. SWAT KATS: The Radical Squadron

Now, don't worry that none of these DVD sets even exist yet... You're Santa Claus; use some of that old Christmas magic! :wink:

Thanks! Your friend,
Akugarou

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Akugarou wrote:On Christmas morning, please deliver one each (hey, I'm not greedy) of the following DVD sets:

1. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
2. The Angry Beavers
3. Count Duckula
4. Dinosaurs
5. Duckman
6. Gary the Rat
7. Road Rovers

8. Rocko's Modern Life
9. Sam & Max
10. SWAT KATS: The Radical Squadron
An Angry Beavers, Gary the Rat, AND Road Rovers fan? OMG- I'M NOT ALONE!!!! :lol:

Personally, they wouldn't have to be delivered to me for it to be a HFW (Happy F--king Whatever) for me -- just seeing them made available on DVD would make my day.

I'll take those three first, and I'll add to my DVD wishlist:

4. Silverwing
5. Cybersix
6. Avatar: The Last Airbender

And to a lesser extent, Mighty Max, if only for the werewolf episode. :D

Oh yeah, and world peace, enlightenment and a spot on Comedy Central's Premium Blend would be nice too. :wink:
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Dearest Santa,

-I want knives. Sharp, shiny, and lots of 'em. And a nice decorative knife holder thingy to go on my cabinet.

-I also want all the good new releases that I've been wanting to get over the past few months that I haven't gotten. It's a rather long list, so I'll fax it to you later.

-I would also like some nice home furnishings. Some throw pillows for my living room, a curtain rod and some curtains for my bedroom, and bookshelf for my books, and a new piece of furniture to put my TV on.

-A nice, feminine-yet-not-too-dainty watch would be most appreciated as well. Preferably one of those that can light up in the dark. Also, I like watches that are silver-colored, not gold.

-I would also love to have a 50 pound bag of boiled crawfish, preferably a little bit too spicy for the average person to bear. Call me crazy, but I like food that hurts too eat it. To wash all this down, I'll take several six packs of coke, in the glass bottles, please.

-I certainly wouldn't mind a few additional chihuahuas to add to my collection. We've had some deaths recently, so I am worried that our horde might become a squadron. I'd like a nice mixture of colors, and make sure they all conform to the AKC breed standard (and are AKC registered).

-A ficcus.

-A Kodak EasyShare would also be very much appreciated. Leave it by the blender.

-To round it all out, drop werewolf off at my apartment with instructions to give me a nip, one that's enough to transmit lycanthropy but one that hopefully wouldn't scar.


Now...just to give you fair warning, if I don't get all of this stuff, some very incriminating photos of you and Rudolph might just so happen to show up on CNN.

Apparently, that red nose is good for more than just guiding sleighs.
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Excelsia wrote:-To round it all out, drop werewolf off at my apartment with instructions to give me a nip, one that's enough to transmit lycanthropy but one that hopefully wouldn't scar.
Now THAT's an appropriate "all I want for christmas" gift. Send him over here when you're done with him, if you don't mind.
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:lol: Hahaha!

Creepy.
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Ralith wrote:
Excelsia wrote:-To round it all out, drop werewolf off at my apartment with instructions to give me a nip, one that's enough to transmit lycanthropy but one that hopefully wouldn't scar.
Now THAT's an appropriate "all I want for christmas" gift. Send him over here when you're done with him, if you don't mind.
Yeah, unless you can find a werecat, sign me up for a holiday nip from the werewolf as well please. :D
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dear santa, i only want one thing for christmas. and that's an assembly line for a robot army, so that i can crush my enemies, and topple the governments of the world and rule this planet with an iron fist!

your friend, and future emperor, Darum. :evil:
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Terastas wrote:
Ralith wrote:
Excelsia wrote:-To round it all out, drop werewolf off at my apartment with instructions to give me a nip, one that's enough to transmit lycanthropy but one that hopefully wouldn't scar.
Now THAT's an appropriate "all I want for christmas" gift. Send him over here when you're done with him, if you don't mind.
Yeah, unless you can find a werecat, sign me up for a holiday nip from the werewolf as well please. :D
LOL, ok, I'll send him right over when I'm done with him.
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I wouldn't mind a little bite myself...

I wished a digital camera from Santa so that I could get my drawings on internet.

(I also wished round about 8 other things, but this one was first on the list (and no, I'm not expecting you to get me all of them, just the most expensive ones))
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My gift came early; I'm now on a Gateway CX2610 tablet PC, that way my computer can shapeshift. Now, for next year's Christmas...
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Dear Santa,

I want some reindeer ornaments for Christmas. I would buy them myself but every time I go to the store I either don't have the money or they're gone already. A nice reindeer plushie would be nice as well, and at least I'm not asking for Comet again this year. (Yeah, I really did ask Santa for one of his reindeer...)

Yours Truly,
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Dear santa dawg

yo whats up? I hope you and your girl ms.claus are doing well as well as your homies the elves, cannot forget the reindeer either now can you my homie?

anyways I only want one thing for christmas this year my homie mr.claus

a mix tape of my fave homie DJ jerken
Yours Truly,
G-dawg

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DeAr SAntA,

SinCe ThEy caN't SeEm toO aGrEe oN tHe giFt,
I wOulD lIKe It iF yOu wOulD maKe thE VoIceS gO AwaY...

ThAnk YoU...
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Nishah wrote:DeAr SAntA,

SinCe ThEy caN't SeEm toO aGrEe oN tHe giFt,
I wOulD lIKe It iF yOu wOulD maKe thE VoIceS gO AwaY...

ThAnk YoU...
NiShAh Inc.

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Post by Kzinistzerg »

Dear santa, I want-

- 200 dollas to spends as i see fit
- a new PC
- several cats
- a holiday nip rom that werecat after it's done with terestas


and that's about it. if you deliver it early, i'd appreaiate.

ahve fun flying around like a maniac!
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Heart of the Pack wrote:I wouldn't mind a little bite myself...
Or a big one, for that matter.
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Dear Santa,

Lets just get to the point I WANT TO BE A WEREWOLF!!!!! change me into one fat man!

if you can't do that then i want a....

-A new computer
-souped up 1965 ford mustang!
-Xbox 360 with all the games and accessories
-HD TV with direct TV
-a home theater that makes figarou jealous
-an IPOD with unlimited song down loads
-all of the following shows on DVD Road rovers, Star gate SG-1 and Atlantis, The Simpsons, family guy, the Dave Chapelle show and not to mention all werewolf movies and the aliens and star wars saga
-my own apartment with free rent and utilities
-life time supply of Mountain dew
-and maybe lose my virginity :P

don't give me what i want I'll tell Mrs. Clause that you did more than kiss my mom on Christmas Eve if you know what i mean, YEAH I KNOW! I SAW YOU FAT MAN!!!!

from, i think you know who
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Anubis wrote: Lets just get to the point I WANT TO BE A WEREWOLF!!!!!
-Xbox 360 with all the games and accessories
-HD TV
-a home theater that makes figarou jealous
-my own apartment with free rent and utilities
-and maybe lose my virginity :P
Here's my list! :P

I'm thinking about making another "Dear Santa" Letter. 8)
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Anubis wrote: -a home theater that makes figarou jealous
The only type of home theater that'll make me jealous is when someone turns his home into a multiplex theater.





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Post by Nishah »

Anubis.....

after calling the poor seasonal workoholic "fat man" and starting a nice blackmail operation on him, i'd be carefull about asking him to "lose your virginity"....
you don't want no surprises there right ?

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Anubis wrote:Dear Santa,

Lets just get to the point I WANT TO BE A WEREWOLF!!!!! change me into one fat man!

if you can't do that then i want a....

-A new computer
-souped up 1965 ford mustang!
-Xbox 360 with all the games and accessories
-HD TV with direct TV
-a home theater that makes figarou jealous
-an IPOD with unlimited song down loads
-all of the following shows on DVD Road rovers, Star gate SG-1 and Atlantis, The Simpsons, family guy, the Dave Chapelle show and not to mention all werewolf movies and the aliens and star wars saga
-my own apartment with free rent and utilities
-life time supply of Mountain dew
-and maybe lose my virginity :P

don't give me what i want I'll tell Mrs. Clause that you did more than kiss my mom on Christmas Eve if you know what i mean, YEAH I KNOW! I SAW YOU FAT MAN!!!!

from, i think you know who
its uploads for the Ipod, not downloads :lol:

and I know that song "I saw mommy ******* santa"
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Nishah wrote:Anubis.....

after calling the poor seasonal workoholic "fat man" and starting a nice blackmail operation on him, i'd be carefull about asking him to "lose your virginity"....
you don't want no surprises there right ?

:D
Good point. Especially considering the only people making the trip one way or the other will be a big fat man and eight reindeer. :P
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and lotsa presents, but i'm sure you don;t want them either
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Hey, uh, Santa? This isn't really for me, but. . . Well. . . Yeah, actually it is for me, but it's something you can give to everybody else as well. :D

Can you help the wonderful people at PIL Animation finish Gaigan?
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