Lamest excuses given by pretend werewolves on the forums...

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:48 am

...for why they can't provide proof of their lycanthropy.

This thread will hopefully serve as a deterrent to would-be werewolf imposters who visit our forums. If you honestly think that you can force your opinions about werewolves on us as "fact" and try to make us believe it because you say you are a werewolf, wake up and realize you're going to have to offer proof before anyone gives a shred of consideration to your posts. So be ready to back up your claims if you want to be taken seriously!

Refrain from using any of the following ridiculous, overused, completely moronic excuses for why you can't provide proof of your werewolfism.

Pack members, post your favorite lame 'this-is-why-I-can't-prove-I'm-a-werewolf' excuse.

My personal favorite, an old classic:
"Well, I would post pics of myself in werewolf form, but the pictures always come out blurry."

Puh-leeze.

That's not creative or original. Buh bye!

Kirk Hammett · Post by **Kirk Hammett** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:36 am

Another one might be that nobody was around to take a photo because it was impossible to.

Kwipper · Post by **Kwipper** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:29 am

How about this one.

"There are no photos of me in my werewolf form because, I have no control over myself and I end up slaughtering anyone that might want to take my picture"

or just how about this one.

"I am just too l33t for the camera in my werewolf form. It can't handle the radiance of my l33tness. For my l33tness has an anti-photo pwning mechanism that pwns every camera that points in my dire*gets shot in the head with a silver bullet and dies instantly*"

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:13 am

Or I have proof but I'm naked, Just post a warning and link off site

Howling Fan · Post by **Howling Fan** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:30 am

I’m surprised people missed the most overused one: “I would post evidence, but then I would risk exposing myself, and the authorities would come to get me!”

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:38 am

Yeah, that one is my favorite

Also I've heard...
'I would post a pitcture of myself as a werewolf, but I dont have a webcam.' 'I'll get my webcam in soon.' Then they never post again. lol

Raina The Werewolf Queen · Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:58 pm

*ROLLS EYES*

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:01 pm

Raina The Werewolf Queen wrote:*ROLLS EYES*

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:02 pm

Or "I can't show you because werewolf hunters will come and get me!!"

Man! i can't stand that! there is nothing i hate more that n00bish behavior, and is a prime example of n00bishness if i ever seen one. I can believe that so called werewolf is a kid between the ages of 8-14 trying to get some attention.

I haven't done online, but i'm ashamed to admit that in my sophmore year i have claimed to be a werewolf on more than one occation

I'm such a hippocrite

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:06 pm

Believe it or not, I had some people PM me asking if I was a real werewolf.

A REAL WEREWOLF!? Puh-leeze!! I'm a werewolf fan!! I like werewolves. I like art, stories and movies about werewolves. But I don't claim to be one. Nor will I claim they exist.

If you role-play as a werewolf, knock yourself out. There is a section for it. Like drawing werewolves? Cool! I love werewolf art!! I have my own werewolf character if you want to draw him.

Claiming to BE a werewolf? SEEK HELP!!

Some of the excuses for not posting a picture is that they don't want to be caught. Ummm...hello!! You have an IP address!! As soon as you make a post about claiming to be a werewolf, it can be traced back to your PC!! Think people, THINK!!!

Some say they don't want to be nude in front of the camera. Or they don't have a camera. Camera is broken.

Sheesh...why don't they make it simple by just going to the mall and exposing themselves in front of everyone! Get on the news! That'll make us believe.

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:19 pm

Figarou wrote: A REAL WEREWOLF!? Puh-leeze!! I'm a werewolf fan!! I like werewolves.

Suuuure, that's what you tell us.

But I agree, a real werewolf would know better than to go to a public place and announce to the world what he/she is.

If you are a werewolf, fine, but don't ask us to believe you if you can't back it up.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:22 pm

PariahPoet wrote:
Figarou wrote: A REAL WEREWOLF!? Puh-leeze!! I'm a werewolf fan!! I like werewolves.
Suuuure, that's what you tell us.

You'll know its me when you turn on the news and hear that a werewolf is terrorizing a neighborhood by tossing duckies at everyone.

ABrownrigg · Post by **ABrownrigg** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:42 pm

sits back and thinks casually on this a moment.

... hmm.. I wonder what would really happen to the world if someone actually DID post real proof instead of excuses. ... interesting catch 22 methinks.

I hope there really aren't any real werewolves out there, I'd feel pretty bad for em if there were.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:45 pm

ABrownrigg wrote:sits back and thinks casually on this a moment.

... hmm.. I wonder what would really happen to the world if someone actually DID post real proof instead of excuses. ... interesting catch 22 methinks.

Even if they provide video proof, people will think its computer generated.

Also a photo can be manipulated in Photoshop.

They need to go out in public to prove it. A picture or private video posted on the forum won't work.

Raina The Werewolf Queen · Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:45 pm

hope there really aren't any real werewolves out there, I'd feel pretty bad for em if there were.

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:13 pm

I agree with all of you. If someone says they're a werewolf and keep pushing it, I think they should be banned really. They're waisting space in the forums and waisting everyone elses time. And Even if they just say it like once, then it goes out of proportion. It's just all a waist. I used that word too many times didn't I?

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:17 pm

Even if there were real werewolves in the world...I doubt they'd be dumb enough to expose themselves.

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:22 pm

Which is why They're a myth.

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:25 pm

I'm not completely sure I don't beleive they're not real. There's a possiblility. There are real Vampires, so why can't there be real werewolves? I still think it's stupid for foney people to lie about saying they are werewolves.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:30 pm

There are no real vampires either.

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:34 pm

Then coming here has made me a disbeliever and now I have no hope that I will ever meet one

That you so much. You have opened my eyes (being sarcastic by the way)

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:41 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble....

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:45 pm

lol, it's ok. I had a feeling they weren't real anyway. I know Dracula ain't real though.

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:49 pm

Well there was a man named Vlad Dracul in transylvania he was a horribli person, the inspiration for Dracula

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:51 pm

Yes, but as far as Dracula as a vamp and the book, not real.