things you should'nt say to a werewolf

[RedEye]

You guys realize that if there really are werewolves, each one of you have put yourselves in the "I'll pull out my own fangs without novocaine before I bite any of you" club. No werewolf would even sneeze in your general direction, lest you start to shift...

These jokes are terrible!

Keep them going!

[Terastas]

You guys realize that if there really are werewolves, each one of you have put yourselves in the "I'll pull out my own fangs without novocaine before I bite any of you" club. No werewolf would even sneeze in your general direction, lest you start to shift...

These jokes are terrible!

Keep them going!

I can live with that. Knowing me, I'd probably hold out until I could find a werecat anyway.
(Which I'm sure is something else a werewolf would find really offensive).

Though if you think about it, nothing would piss a werewolf off more than this:

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THIS MAN IS A WEREWOLF!!!"

. . .with a bullhorn, on a busy street or in a shopping mall maybe.

[Figarou]

Though if you think about it, nothing would piss a werewolf off more than this:

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THIS MAN IS A WEREWOLF!!!"

. . .with a bullhorn, on a busy street or in a shopping mall maybe.

Heh....who's going to believe him? Unless he some how makes the werewolf shift in front of everyone. And if that happens, he'd better run for his life!!

[silver1]

I have to agree with you on that,i would'nt run though,i would let him bite me.

[Terastas]

"Hey, I just thought of a great way we could make some mon. . . Well. . . It might involve you shifting, but just hear me out first."

"You're a werewolf? Well I've got a confession too: I don't give a [expletive]."

"Dammit, when do we get to chase a half-naked lady through the woods already?!"

"The pack doesn't have a name? That's so lame! Lets call it the Bloodmoon pack; that sounds pretty cool."

"Well so what if it's the only pack you know of? What if I wanted to start my own pack -- then what would you call yourselves?"

"He who smelt it dealt it Furball."

"He's strong to the finish, cuz' he eats his spinach, he's [name] the lame wolf-man. Toot-toot!"

"Werewolves: So lame they didn't even get a Count Chocula spin-off."

[silver1]

*pokes* Hey wolfie,nice costume,where did you buy it? *pulls his tail*

[Terastas]

"Mmmm. . . Mmmmmmm. I just looooooooove chocolate. Too bad you can't have any, huh?"

[silver1]

You have been a bad wolfie,here...have some silver. *throws a silver necklace at him*

Could you do me a favor you furry thing you? bite me!

[Terastas]

"I don't care what anyone says; I like Sarah Palin."