The moon is made of blue cheese.

white · Post by **white** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:38 pm

Discuss.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:41 pm

You have it backward. Blue cheese is made out of the moon.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:44 pm

Lupin wrote: You have it backward. Blue cheese is made out of the moon.

well....what ever you guys do...don't cut the cheese.

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:45 pm

I bought some cheese today.....RANDOM HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH

I know retarded

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:47 pm

Figarou wrote:
Lupin wrote: You have it backward. Blue cheese is made out of the moon.

well....what ever you guys do...don't cut the cheese.

I buy the pre-cut cheese slices

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:50 pm

Lupin wrote:
Figarou wrote:
Lupin wrote: You have it backward. Blue cheese is made out of the moon.

well....what ever you guys do...don't cut the cheese.
I buy the pre-cut cheese slices

made with real milk?

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:53 pm

Yes. And, oddly enough, it doesn't trigger my lactose intolerance.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:57 pm

Lupin wrote:Yes. And, oddly enough, it doesn't trigger my lactose intolerance.

Thats because its mixed with other foods. Eating several slices by itself will.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm

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I WANT MY CHEESY CHEESE!!!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:01 pm

Nope. It doesn't. That's usually how I eat all of my sliced cheese.

white · Post by **white** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:16 pm

How do they slice bits off the moon, anyway?

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:17 pm

Does this mean that walking by the cheese section will force a shapeshift?

We do know that cheese cured at least one werelagomorph, but Wallace of Wallace and Grommit fame is a notorious cheese addict, and among other things an astronaut who has flown at least one successful moon landing.

As for a model of how a blue cheese moon came about...

4.6 billion years ago, while the solar system was still cooling into individual planets from a consolidated accretion disk, a large celestial body made of milk collided with the Earth. It is speculated that our galaxy is filled with many of such bodies, accounting for the visible light spectrum readings across the galactic plane, visible at night with the naked eye.

This body in the course of the collision picked up bacteria from Earth, initiating a violent reaction of volcanic activity, geologic plate tactonics, and fermentation.

The Moon was Pasteurized by a series of collisions with comets, and around 2.6 billion years ago, its core had formed butter, while a thin crust of curds had formed above the whey mantle. Then, as recent evidence has suggested, a catastrophic impact by a large asteroid led to the formation of the Outer Rind in what has come to be known as the Winsleydale / Gouda event. Following this, it was only a matter of time before the entire Moon had become cheese.

Jupiter's moon Io contains a certain volume of cheese as well, though its primary composition is a tomato sauce layered over Italian bread, with pepperoni.

Given the cracker composition of Mars, it is easy to see the benefits of NASA's "Moon, Mars, and Beyond" initiative, an outline for curing the world's hunger, first with snacks and hors d'ouvers, and then eventually with a veritable main course throughout the outer Solar System.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:18 pm

Scott Gardener wrote:Does this mean that walking by the cheese section will force a shapeshift?

Only if it glows.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:18 pm

Ralith Lupus wrote:How do they slice bits off the moon, anyway?

Strip mining.

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:19 pm

If the moon was made of cheese, wouldn't we have seen the Moon Lander sink into the moon, during the famous "Moon Landing," as though that contraption were a metallic piece of bread in a gigantic, potless fondue?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:21 pm

Apokryltaros wrote:If the moon was made of cheese, wouldn't we have seen the Moon Lander sink into the moon, during the famous "Moon Landing," as though that contraption were a metallic piece of bread in a gigantic, potless fondue?

and this coming from the person who wants to wear cheese as a hat.

J/k

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:22 pm

I dunno, some cheeses are pretty hard.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:25 pm

I love blue cheese dressing on me salads

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:32 pm

Whoops; lots of banter right before I finished my edit.

Additional science added above.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:34 pm

Great, now I'm really hungry

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:35 pm

Silverclaw wrote:Great, now I'm really hungry

Care for some nacho's?

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:42 pm

Figarou wrote:
Apokryltaros wrote:If the moon was made of cheese, wouldn't we have seen the Moon Lander sink into the moon, during the famous "Moon Landing," as though that contraption were a metallic piece of bread in a gigantic, potless fondue?
and this coming from the person who wants to wear cheese as a hat.

J/k

There is no correlation of a celestial body being made of a dairy product and the wanting to wear headgear made out of a dairy product.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:43 pm

Yes Please!!!

*does the Hungry Wolf Dance; which I just made up

)

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:44 pm

Apokryltaros wrote:
Figarou wrote:
Apokryltaros wrote:If the moon was made of cheese, wouldn't we have seen the Moon Lander sink into the moon, during the famous "Moon Landing," as though that contraption were a metallic piece of bread in a gigantic, potless fondue?
and this coming from the person who wants to wear cheese as a hat.

J/k
There is no correlation of a celestial body being made of a dairy product and the wanting to wear headgear made out of a dairy product.

MOOOOOO!!!

white · Post by **white** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:59 am

What about wanting to wear headgear made of a celestial body?

@Scott: Of course, let us not forget the Creationists, who theorize that the entire galaxy is composed of the remains of a rather catastrophic snack had by the gods six thousand years ago.