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The most awsome military site ever

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This site rules. And for those of you who actully take the time to read it... i think that there is such a thing as a were-virgin
http://skippyslist.com/
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29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

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7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

Heh heh. I think I might start saying that.
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18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.

Something tells me I shouldn't ask what that is.
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33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

IS this grade school all of a sudden!?! :o
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:lol: I've got to send some cadences to this guy..... he might get in less trouble for singing them than I do!
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93. Nerve gas is not funny.
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94. Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that
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84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.
man thats funny :lol:
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:lol: Great find!
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25. Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.

Thats right.
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my favorite i think is
" Napalm sticks to kids" Is *not* a motivational phrase
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That is a pretty good one, awesome site, I stickied it.
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Cadences and stuff have been sent to Skippy.... plus I've bookmarked his site.
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Awesome, I have this printed and bookmarked.
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201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
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