Hereditary Celibacy
Where did this come from?! out of the blue bam you pull this out of nowhere. And of course it's not hereditary its a mental choice, not a physical atribute.
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hehe, calvin's duplicator. lol....
"Calvin: See, the box is on its side now. It's a duplicator!
Hobbes: I can picture the look on your parents' face when they find out they've suddenly had twins.
Calvin: Brother! you doubting thomases get in the way of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a BRILLIANT idea. Hit the button, will ya?
Hobbes: I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress... here you go. BOINK (Scientific progress goes 'BOINK'?
No. 2: Number three, Hi! I'm number two!
No. 3: Charmed.
Hobbes: duplicator is a big success.
A Duplicate: Are you kidding? It burned out after the fifth one of us!
Calvin: Who gets the bed tonite?
Duplicates: we'll fight you for it.
Calvin: Geez, you guys! Even I don't get sent to the principal every DAY! You're making me look bad!
I'm being framed by my own doubles! The worst part is that I don't even have the fun of doing the stuff I'm being blamed for. "
"Calvin: See, the box is on its side now. It's a duplicator!
Hobbes: I can picture the look on your parents' face when they find out they've suddenly had twins.
Calvin: Brother! you doubting thomases get in the way of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a BRILLIANT idea. Hit the button, will ya?
Hobbes: I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress... here you go. BOINK (Scientific progress goes 'BOINK'?
No. 2: Number three, Hi! I'm number two!
No. 3: Charmed.
Hobbes: duplicator is a big success.
A Duplicate: Are you kidding? It burned out after the fifth one of us!
Calvin: Who gets the bed tonite?
Duplicates: we'll fight you for it.
Calvin: Geez, you guys! Even I don't get sent to the principal every DAY! You're making me look bad!
I'm being framed by my own doubles! The worst part is that I don't even have the fun of doing the stuff I'm being blamed for. "
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This one is much funnier if you've seen the strip:Shadowblaze wrote:hehe, calvin's duplicator. lol....
Calvin: Brother! you doubting thomases get in the way of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a BRILLIANT idea. Hit the button, will ya?
Hobbes: I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress... here you go. BOINK (Scientific progress goes 'BOINK'?
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Do note that "mitosis" is the name of the process where a eukaryotic cell divides into two daughter cells, with the duplication of the chromosomes and nucleii being the key part of the process.
As all bacteria lack nucleii, they can not undergo "mitosis." Instead, most bacteria usually undergo fission, where one individual partitions out enough genomic DNA so that it can split into two, or more daughter cells. Some bacteria, like Clostridium, produce spores, and the giant bacterium Epulopiscium fishelsoni, simply buds off tiny clones of itself.
The closest thing to "hereditary celibacy" is when one some sort of genetic defect that prevents one from being able to reproduce, i.e., one suffers from aneuploidy (that is, you have Turner's , Down's or Klinefelter's Syndromes), and you can not produce gametes, or you're a woman who has Androgen Insensitivity, yackita yackita.
In other words, Mother Nature made sure She broke the mold when she made you.
As all bacteria lack nucleii, they can not undergo "mitosis." Instead, most bacteria usually undergo fission, where one individual partitions out enough genomic DNA so that it can split into two, or more daughter cells. Some bacteria, like Clostridium, produce spores, and the giant bacterium Epulopiscium fishelsoni, simply buds off tiny clones of itself.
The closest thing to "hereditary celibacy" is when one some sort of genetic defect that prevents one from being able to reproduce, i.e., one suffers from aneuploidy (that is, you have Turner's , Down's or Klinefelter's Syndromes), and you can not produce gametes, or you're a woman who has Androgen Insensitivity, yackita yackita.
In other words, Mother Nature made sure She broke the mold when she made you.
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Re: Hereditary Celibacy
Baphnedia wrote:It doesn't exist.
I've always wanted to say that.
I hear that!
Pfft!
No sex for me, you got to be kidding!