An annoying asshole
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An annoying asshole
how do you get rid of an asshole?
His name is Tarek hall and he is an ashole alwayas in my buissness and the teachers won't do anything about it and it is royally pissing me the hell off so if i kill him will you all be upset?
He is about the size of a a little dwarf but has a mouth of an adult and he thinks he can take me on anytime and i just say bring it if you got the guts but he says that im a pussy and that i have to have some one else fight for me well i need suggestions on what i should do for him not to make fun of me anymore besides ignore him i tried that
Any Suggestions?
His name is Tarek hall and he is an ashole alwayas in my buissness and the teachers won't do anything about it and it is royally pissing me the hell off so if i kill him will you all be upset?
He is about the size of a a little dwarf but has a mouth of an adult and he thinks he can take me on anytime and i just say bring it if you got the guts but he says that im a pussy and that i have to have some one else fight for me well i need suggestions on what i should do for him not to make fun of me anymore besides ignore him i tried that
Any Suggestions?
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Have the person in question dangling on the ceiling with meathooks on his backside. Then ask the person in question if it hurts. Doesn't matter if it's yes or no, either way you'll have to pour searing hot cooking oil all over the back.
And finally, you cut the nipples off with a big pair of scissors.
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hey you are a Werewolf....there are so much ways get rid of the Guys that bother you ....just use the thing in your head(yeah i am talking about your brain XP)
No serious...i think we need more details to help you...if that is possible at all...
No serious...i think we need more details to help you...if that is possible at all...
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Is he Fat?
If he is, you could drill a narrow hole in his belly, insert a wick, and burn him off really slowly
AND you've got yourself a nice ornamental organic candle
If he is, you could drill a narrow hole in his belly, insert a wick, and burn him off really slowly
AND you've got yourself a nice ornamental organic candle
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"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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Tie them up an torture the hell outta them by takin a tiny blade an slashing them all over. Then take so hot coal an lay it against their skin burning patches of skin here an there. The take some acid an throw it on him not much an take ur time remember you want them to suffer plenty..Make them remember not to F*** with you anymore
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Now this is my kinda thread!!!
RIGHT!!
Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?
Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again
RIGHT!!
Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?
Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again
Well be, thy one. And wisdom too. And grew, and joyed in my growth. From a word to a word, I was led to a word. From a deed...to another deed.
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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lupine wrote: Now this is my kinda thread!!!
RIGHT!!
Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?
Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again
ROFLMAO Ohhh you sick bastard
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I dont know whats more disturbing; your little torture method, or that siggy of yours with the balls dangling left and right.lupine wrote: Now this is my kinda thread!!!
RIGHT!!
Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?
Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again
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WereWolfBoy wrote:how do you get rid of an asshole?
You can't. See pic below.
Then there is this.
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HAHA! Joker, tht's so morbid!Teh_DarkJokerWolf wrote:Tie them up an torture the hell outta them by takin a tiny blade an slashing them all over. Then take so hot coal an lay it against their skin burning patches of skin here an there. The take some acid an throw it on him not much an take ur time remember you want them to suffer plenty..Make them remember not to F*** with you anymore
well, depends...are you willing to brak the law? Do you care if they suffer horribly? Cause if not, that makes it sooooo much easier
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Re: An annoying asshole
Ok, I'm going to be serious with you.WereWolfBoy wrote:how do you get rid of an asshole?
It greatly depends on the situation. Most of the time, a person that acts like a jerk is not within our power to "get rid of". Such as family, co-workers, and classmates. In those cases, you can ignore them, or tell them how much they are bothering you (which sometimes involves yelling). I prefer to just ignore them.
In the case that it's a friend or a stranger, they are only with you because you allow them to. You have every right to tell someone to go away when you have the authority. Be sencere though, so you don't get into a fight. Violence is not a good route to take.
It also depends on what they are doing that is making them out to be a jackhole. Sometimes our own perspective skews the thruth, and the person in question has intentions other than being a jerk on purpose. Parents can seem like jerks when they tell their kids what to do, but its usually just to protect them, and to teach them what is important.
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Yeah...I likes tha Assquatch one cool
Well be, thy one. And wisdom too. And grew, and joyed in my growth. From a word to a word, I was led to a word. From a deed...to another deed.
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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