WereWolfBoy wrote:how do you get rid of an asshole?
Ok, I'm going to be serious with you.
It greatly depends on the situation. Most of the time, a person that acts like a jerk is not within our power to "get rid of". Such as family, co-workers, and classmates. In those cases, you can ignore them, or tell them how much they are bothering you (which sometimes involves yelling). I prefer to just ignore them.
In the case that it's a friend or a stranger, they are only with you because you allow them to. You have every right to tell someone to go away when you have the authority. Be sencere though, so you don't get into a fight. Violence is not a good route to take.
It also depends on what they are doing that is making them out to be a jackhole. Sometimes our own perspective skews the thruth, and the person in question has intentions other than being a jerk on purpose. Parents can seem like jerks when they tell their kids what to do, but its usually just to protect them, and to teach them what is important.
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