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how do you get rid of an asshole?
His name is Tarek hall and he is an ashole alwayas in my buissness and the teachers won't do anything about it and it is royally pissing me the hell off so if i kill him will you all be upset?
He is about the size of a a little dwarf but has a mouth of an adult and he thinks he can take me on anytime and i just say bring it if you got the guts but he says that im a pussy and that i have to have some one else fight for me well i need suggestions on what i should do for him not to make fun of me anymore besides ignore him i tried that

Any Suggestions?

Have it surgically removed.

Why? WHo's being an asshole? We need details!

It's me! It's me! *raises hand and jumps around*

Somehow I think it's a loaded question...

Rat poison and a shovel.

Have the person in question dangling on the ceiling with meathooks on his backside. Then ask the person in question if it hurts. Doesn't matter if it's yes or no, either way you'll have to pour searing hot cooking oil all over the back.

And finally, you cut the nipples off with a big pair of scissors.

This thread now reminds me of some high school conversations I used to have with my friends about torture (although that's part of the reason why I'm a dragon - I just take his girlfriend and beg him to come rescue her)...

hey you are a Werewolf....there are so much ways get rid of the Guys that bother you ....just use the thing in your head(yeah i am talking about your brain XP)

No serious...i think we need more details to help you...if that is possible at all...

Most assholes burn just fine.

dissolve in hydrochloric acid

Is he Fat?

If he is, you could drill a narrow hole in his belly, insert a wick, and burn him off really slowly

AND you've got yourself a nice ornamental organic candle

Tie them up an torture the hell outta them by takin a tiny blade an slashing them all over. Then take so hot coal an lay it against their skin burning patches of skin here an there. The take some acid an throw it on him not much an take ur time remember you want them to suffer plenty..Make them remember not to F*** with you anymore

Now this is my kinda thread!!!

RIGHT!!

Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?

Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again

bah. all this torture is a waste of time. Either ignore him, or kill him. assholes arent worth the time for aything else.

lupine wrote: Now this is my kinda thread!!!

RIGHT!!

Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?

Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again

ROFLMAO Ohhh you sick bastard

lupine wrote: Now this is my kinda thread!!!

RIGHT!!

Tie him naked to a chair, In front of a big mirror, so he can see whats going on.
Make 2 small incision in his scrotum, one either side, so that his testicles dangle free Are the Guys eyes watering yet?

Now slowly offer up a beaker of Liquid nitrogen to each one in turn, so theyfreeze, nice and brittle... And then give 'em a nice SHARP smack wit a toffee hammer!! I don't reckon he'll come botherin you again

I dont know whats more disturbing; your little torture method, or that siggy of yours with the balls dangling left and right.

WereWolfBoy wrote:how do you get rid of an asshole?

You can't. See pic below.




Then there is this.

(_!_) a regular a**
(__!__) a fat a**
(!) a tight a**
(_._) a flat a**
(_^^_) a bubble a**
(_*_) a sore a**
(_!__) a lopsided a**
{_!_} a swishy a**
(_o_) an a** that's been around
(_O_) an a** that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my a**
(_X_) leave my a** alone
(_zzz_) a tired a**
(_o^^o_) a wise a**
(_E=mc2_) a smart a**
(_13_) an unlucky a**
(_$_) Money coming out of his a**
(_?_) Dumb a**
(_/_) (_|_) (_\_) a** wagging the tail

Don't forget to take the body into the Umbra and burn it.
No body, no charges.

Teh_DarkJokerWolf wrote:Tie them up an torture the hell outta them by takin a tiny blade an slashing them all over. Then take so hot coal an lay it against their skin burning patches of skin here an there. The take some acid an throw it on him not much an take ur time remember you want them to suffer plenty..Make them remember not to F*** with you anymore

HAHA! Joker, tht's so morbid!

well, depends...are you willing to brak the law? Do you care if they suffer horribly? Cause if not, that makes it sooooo much easier

WereWolfBoy wrote:how do you get rid of an asshole?

Ok, I'm going to be serious with you.

It greatly depends on the situation. Most of the time, a person that acts like a jerk is not within our power to "get rid of". Such as family, co-workers, and classmates. In those cases, you can ignore them, or tell them how much they are bothering you (which sometimes involves yelling). I prefer to just ignore them.

In the case that it's a friend or a stranger, they are only with you because you allow them to. You have every right to tell someone to go away when you have the authority. Be sencere though, so you don't get into a fight. Violence is not a good route to take.

It also depends on what they are doing that is making them out to be a jackhole. Sometimes our own perspective skews the thruth, and the person in question has intentions other than being a jerk on purpose. Parents can seem like jerks when they tell their kids what to do, but its usually just to protect them, and to teach them what is important.

And for your viewing pleasure, some a** cards that were actually released by Magic: The Gathering.
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Never realized how morbid and sick all you people were.

Oooh. How about burying him alive!

Hmm....make him drink an excess of water then sit back and listen to the sound of his brain cells popping?

BlackWolfDS wrote:Hmm....make him drink an excess of water then sit back and listen to the sound of his brain cells popping?

Like they did to that kid as like a test to be part of their frat.

Kaebora, those MTG cards are awesome!

Yeah...I likes tha Assquatch one cool

MoonKit wrote:

BlackWolfDS wrote:Hmm....make him drink an excess of water then sit back and listen to the sound of his brain cells popping?

Like they did to that kid as like a test to be part of their frat.

huh????