The pack death match!!!
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*goes over to darkest wolf and burns the body, watching ashes blow away*
Just to make sure we're not interrupted.
*Turns back toward nagotweena*
Ladies first.
*Bows, assumes fighting stance, and beckons nagotweena forward*
Just to make sure we're not interrupted.
*Turns back toward nagotweena*
Ladies first.
*Bows, assumes fighting stance, and beckons nagotweena forward*
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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*sighs* Generic impalement? How boring.
*pulls body forward and off end of stake. Shatters nagotweena's face with elbow. Dowses fire*
Ahh, nuttin' like the smell of wet and burnt dog hair! hehehheehehehhe....
*pulls body forward and off end of stake. Shatters nagotweena's face with elbow. Dowses fire*
Ahh, nuttin' like the smell of wet and burnt dog hair! hehehheehehehhe....
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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*shoves Fang off darkest wolf for a second*
One quick thing...
*slams fist into darkest wolf's chest, shattering every rib, crushing a lung and fracturing the spinal chord*
And you never had a creative edge at all! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CROTCH SHOTS DON'T WORK CAUSE I'M WEARIN THE BEST PROTECTION AVAILABLE??? WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
*rams baseball bat up darkest wolf's butt*
OK, Fang, all yours...
One quick thing...
*slams fist into darkest wolf's chest, shattering every rib, crushing a lung and fracturing the spinal chord*
And you never had a creative edge at all! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CROTCH SHOTS DON'T WORK CAUSE I'M WEARIN THE BEST PROTECTION AVAILABLE??? WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
*rams baseball bat up darkest wolf's butt*
OK, Fang, all yours...
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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Hay good one Templar I really did lol. Grabs a bottle of bleach and pours it on Fang. grabs a coat rack and beats Fang over the head. Moo Ha! Ha! Ha!Templar wrote: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CROTCH SHOTS DON'T WORK CAUSE I'M WEARIN THE BEST PROTECTION AVAILABLE??? WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
*rams baseball bat up darkest wolf's butt*
OK, Fang, all yours...
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*Ties Templar to train tracks and watches as the train has run over his body. His spinal cord is severed and his legs are halfway down the tracks. Hands him a cell phone.*
Here, are you telling me you're protected now? You've got about two minutes to live, you might want to use the phone.
Here, are you telling me you're protected now? You've got about two minutes to live, you might want to use the phone.
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Thanks..
*rams cell phone into darkest wolf's eye. Crawls over and reattaches severed lower body*
Tied to the train tracks? How very unoriginal, Snidely Whiplash!
*pulls out cell phone from pocket and calls darkest wolf*
Hope that's not set on vibrate...
*cell phone vibrates violently, tearing apart darkest wolf's face and frontal lobe*
Oops, guess it was...heheheheheheheheh....
*rams cell phone into darkest wolf's eye. Crawls over and reattaches severed lower body*
Tied to the train tracks? How very unoriginal, Snidely Whiplash!
*pulls out cell phone from pocket and calls darkest wolf*
Hope that's not set on vibrate...
*cell phone vibrates violently, tearing apart darkest wolf's face and frontal lobe*
Oops, guess it was...heheheheheheheheh....
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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*plug comes out of socket. Jackhammer stops*
Well, for one, you forget to bring extension chords.
*sidesteps darkest wolf as he keeps running forward. Brings knee straight into darkest wolf's oncoming kidney*
Hmm, I myself am not feeling too creative at the moment, so I'll just build upon our last encounter...
*plugs in jackhammer. Uses tip to dig deep into darkest wolf's other eye socket through the back of his skull into the ground. Leaves jackhammer on with darkest wolf impaled*
Well, for one, you forget to bring extension chords.
*sidesteps darkest wolf as he keeps running forward. Brings knee straight into darkest wolf's oncoming kidney*
Hmm, I myself am not feeling too creative at the moment, so I'll just build upon our last encounter...
*plugs in jackhammer. Uses tip to dig deep into darkest wolf's other eye socket through the back of his skull into the ground. Leaves jackhammer on with darkest wolf impaled*
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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*Templar is knocked unconscious with a baseball bat*
Wake up...
*Templar wakes up in a dimly lit room. He is unable to move. Slowly, he realizes he has been tied to the chair he is sitting in. Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain and a loud smack. He's not alone...*
How are you feeling?
*Templar looks up at the madman above him, unable to reply through the duct tape over his mouth*
Oh, heh, right.
*The man quickly rips the tape off. "You basta-" Templar begins, but is cut off suddenly by the wrench over his front tooth.*
This won't hurt a bit...
*Slowly but surely, the man goes to work.*
Wake up...
*Templar wakes up in a dimly lit room. He is unable to move. Slowly, he realizes he has been tied to the chair he is sitting in. Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain and a loud smack. He's not alone...*
How are you feeling?
*Templar looks up at the madman above him, unable to reply through the duct tape over his mouth*
Oh, heh, right.
*The man quickly rips the tape off. "You basta-" Templar begins, but is cut off suddenly by the wrench over his front tooth.*
This won't hurt a bit...
*Slowly but surely, the man goes to work.*
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*bites through ropes. Grabs ravaged_warrior and ties him to chair*
Heh, not bad, but I would have preferred the pain. Ya may not know this, but I'm a big Quentin Tarantino fan. Ya ever listen to the radio, rav? K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies? It's one of my personal favorites...
*turns on radio* Donde Esta.......and Jerry Rafferty were the duo known as Steeler's Wheel, when they recorded this Dylan-esque pop bubble gum favorite from April of 1974. That reached up to number five as K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies continues...
http://www.therandalls.net/Assets/Sound ... %20You.mp3
Hey, hey, hey....They're playin our song...
Well, I don't know how I came here tonight,
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right...
Hold still....
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Was that as good for you as it was for me? *holds up ear* hey, what's goin' on. Ya hear that? Hehe...don't go anywhere, I'll be right back...
*walks outside. Gets gas canister from trunk. walks back in*
...Slap you on the back and say
Pleee-ee-ease;
Pleee-ee-ease...
*splashes gas all over ravaged_warrior*
Rav: "No, please...please don't do this...please don't burn me...ah...Ahhh.....no, please...."
Ya all through? This time around, there ain't no Tim Roth to save yer a**. How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow....
*throws lighter onto gas. Watches ravaged_warrior burn good*
*hits nagotweena with a Wii*
Hope ya like yer manwich well done. Oh, and before I forget...
*drops Kuro with a spinning hook kick to the jaw*
Welcome to TPDM. Good luck wit dat vendetta thing wit Fig.
Heh, not bad, but I would have preferred the pain. Ya may not know this, but I'm a big Quentin Tarantino fan. Ya ever listen to the radio, rav? K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies? It's one of my personal favorites...
*turns on radio* Donde Esta.......and Jerry Rafferty were the duo known as Steeler's Wheel, when they recorded this Dylan-esque pop bubble gum favorite from April of 1974. That reached up to number five as K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies continues...
http://www.therandalls.net/Assets/Sound ... %20You.mp3
Hey, hey, hey....They're playin our song...
Well, I don't know how I came here tonight,
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right...
Hold still....
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Was that as good for you as it was for me? *holds up ear* hey, what's goin' on. Ya hear that? Hehe...don't go anywhere, I'll be right back...
*walks outside. Gets gas canister from trunk. walks back in*
...Slap you on the back and say
Pleee-ee-ease;
Pleee-ee-ease...
*splashes gas all over ravaged_warrior*
Rav: "No, please...please don't do this...please don't burn me...ah...Ahhh.....no, please...."
Ya all through? This time around, there ain't no Tim Roth to save yer a**. How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow....
*throws lighter onto gas. Watches ravaged_warrior burn good*
*hits nagotweena with a Wii*
Hope ya like yer manwich well done. Oh, and before I forget...
*drops Kuro with a spinning hook kick to the jaw*
Welcome to TPDM. Good luck wit dat vendetta thing wit Fig.
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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*dodges litter. Catches PS#*
Guys, I don't mind what ya say about Kill Bill but Pai Mei over there might not be so nice about it...
PAI MEI: 近义词 美语 男人 (INSOLENT AMERICAN DOGS)! *plucks out nagowteena's eyes. Hits darkest wolf multiple times on chest. darkest wolf takes five steps towards Pai Mei when his chest explodes*
PAI MEI: *stroking beard* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Guys, I don't mind what ya say about Kill Bill but Pai Mei over there might not be so nice about it...
PAI MEI: 近义词 美语 男人 (INSOLENT AMERICAN DOGS)! *plucks out nagowteena's eyes. Hits darkest wolf multiple times on chest. darkest wolf takes five steps towards Pai Mei when his chest explodes*
PAI MEI: *stroking beard* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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Hey, don't ask me. Ya gotta ask Pai Mei. I warn ya, though, he hates wolves, loathes Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women.*nagowteena* wrote:you know I was just kiding to get your attention. can I have my eyes back now?
*Pai Mei sits and strokes beard*
So I'd be very, very careful.
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
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