The pack death match!!!

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:31 am

mmm. chips! eats chips with head hanging to one side. then trips Templar. *I know I had no victory. I just wanted to pis yah off.*

hmmm. grabs darkest wolf and throuws him into a tree. *and now it's just you and me.* your move.

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:08 am

*goes over to darkest wolf and burns the body, watching ashes blow away*
Just to make sure we're not interrupted.
*Turns back toward nagotweena*
Ladies first.
*Bows, assumes fighting stance, and beckons nagotweena forward*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:55 am

grabs a dirt bike and a 8 foot stake. hits Templar at full speed and the stake gos throu him right into the tree behind him. jumps off dirt bike opens gas tank and lights match walks away and throws match at the dirt bike.

*bye bye Templar see yah later.* BOOOM!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:31 pm

*sighs* Generic impalement? How boring.
*pulls body forward and off end of stake. Shatters nagotweena's face with elbow. Dowses fire*
Ahh, nuttin' like the smell of wet and burnt dog hair! hehehheehehehhe....

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:35 pm

You've lost your creative touch!

*Brings out his favorite baseball bat. Hits Templar in the crotch with it.*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:41 pm

*grabs Darkest Wolf and pulls his limbs off one at a time, slowly, and painfully*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:45 pm

*shoves Fang off darkest wolf for a second*
One quick thing...
*slams fist into darkest wolf's chest, shattering every rib, crushing a lung and fracturing the spinal chord*
And you never had a creative edge at all! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CROTCH SHOTS DON'T WORK CAUSE I'M WEARIN THE BEST PROTECTION AVAILABLE??? WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
*rams baseball bat up darkest wolf's butt*
OK, Fang, all yours...

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:53 am

Templar wrote: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CROTCH SHOTS DON'T WORK CAUSE I'M WEARIN THE BEST PROTECTION AVAILABLE??? WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
*rams baseball bat up darkest wolf's butt*
OK, Fang, all yours...

Hay good one Templar I really did lol. Grabs a bottle of bleach and pours it on Fang. grabs a coat rack and beats Fang over the head. Moo Ha! Ha! Ha!

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:45 pm

*Ties Templar to train tracks and watches as the train has run over his body. His spinal cord is severed and his legs are halfway down the tracks. Hands him a cell phone.*

Here, are you telling me you're protected now? You've got about two minutes to live, you might want to use the phone.

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:10 pm

Thanks..

*rams cell phone into darkest wolf's eye. Crawls over and reattaches severed lower body*

Tied to the train tracks? How very unoriginal, Snidely Whiplash!

*pulls out cell phone from pocket and calls darkest wolf*

Hope that's not set on vibrate...

*cell phone vibrates violently, tearing apart darkest wolf's face and frontal lobe*

Oops, guess it was...heheheheheheheheh....

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:10 am

How creative...*claps.*

I'm uncreative! What does an uncreative person do?

*Runs at Templar with jack hammer.*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:39 am

*plug comes out of socket. Jackhammer stops*

Well, for one, you forget to bring extension chords.

*sidesteps darkest wolf as he keeps running forward. Brings knee straight into darkest wolf's oncoming kidney*

Hmm, I myself am not feeling too creative at the moment, so I'll just build upon our last encounter...

*plugs in jackhammer. Uses tip to dig deep into darkest wolf's other eye socket through the back of his skull into the ground. Leaves jackhammer on with darkest wolf impaled*

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:00 am

*Templar is knocked unconscious with a baseball bat*

Wake up...

*Templar wakes up in a dimly lit room. He is unable to move. Slowly, he realizes he has been tied to the chair he is sitting in. Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain and a loud smack. He's not alone...*

How are you feeling?

*Templar looks up at the madman above him, unable to reply through the duct tape over his mouth*

Oh, heh, right.

*The man quickly rips the tape off. "You basta-" Templar begins, but is cut off suddenly by the wrench over his front tooth.*

This won't hurt a bit...

*Slowly but surely, the man goes to work.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:17 am

Have no fear!

SuperWolf is here! grabs super sized bred and cheese. and puts the man in the mitle. mmm... a man sandwich.

and wacks Templar over the head with a PS3 *this is a peace of crap*.

Kuro · Post by **Kuro** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:35 pm

*Figures she could join in and grabs a big two foot pencil. Stepping into the arena thing she waits for an aponent and notices a duckie at her feet. Time to get fig back for the welcome duckie

*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:23 am

ooo! yay a new player! yah hungry? grabs a can of dog food and wacks Kuro in the face. oops...how roud of me. I'm nagowteena grabs Kuro's hand and rips it of. I Guss I don't know my own strenth?

oh... wight I am

SuperWolf dah!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:57 am

*bites through ropes. Grabs ravaged_warrior and ties him to chair*

Heh, not bad, but I would have preferred the pain. Ya may not know this, but I'm a big Quentin Tarantino fan. Ya ever listen to the radio, rav? K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies? It's one of my personal favorites...

*turns on radio* Donde Esta.......and Jerry Rafferty were the duo known as Steeler's Wheel, when they recorded this Dylan-esque pop bubble gum favorite from April of 1974. That reached up to number five as K-Billy's Sounds of the Seventies continues...

http://www.therandalls.net/Assets/Sound ... %20You.mp3

Hey, hey, hey....They're playin our song...

Well, I don't know how I came here tonight,
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right...

Hold still....

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46413912/

Was that as good for you as it was for me? *holds up ear* hey, what's goin' on. Ya hear that? Hehe...don't go anywhere, I'll be right back...

*walks outside. Gets gas canister from trunk. walks back in*

...Slap you on the back and say
Pleee-ee-ease;
Pleee-ee-ease...

*splashes gas all over ravaged_warrior*

Rav: "No, please...please don't do this...please don't burn me...ah...Ahhh.....no, please...."

Ya all through? This time around, there ain't no Tim Roth to save yer a**. How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow....

*throws lighter onto gas. Watches ravaged_warrior burn good*

*hits nagotweena with a Wii*

Hope ya like yer manwich well done. Oh, and before I forget...

*drops Kuro with a spinning hook kick to the jaw*

Welcome to TPDM. Good luck wit dat vendetta thing wit Fig.

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:50 am

ye ha! or should I say ride em cowboy! have to say sumthing since I'm from the west. oh who cares? hmmm... well atleast this thing is moving. Grabs a Chihuahua and flings it at Templar. to meny of those were I come from. I shouldn't evin know how to spell Chihuahua any how.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:31 pm

Hello! I'M BACK!!!

*Grabs burning PS3 and chucks it at Templar.*

Quetin Terintino fan, eh? What would you say if I told you that the Kill Bill movies suck!?

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:29 am

Templar likes the Kill Bill movies? wow. shame on you!

throuws a kitty litter box full of stinky kitty litter at Templar. take that!

smell the stinky goodness?

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:42 am

*dodges litter. Catches PS#*

Guys, I don't mind what ya say about Kill Bill but Pai Mei over there might not be so nice about it...

PAI MEI: 近义词美语男人 (INSOLENT AMERICAN DOGS)! *plucks out nagowteena's eyes. Hits darkest wolf multiple times on chest. darkest wolf takes five steps towards Pai Mei when his chest explodes*
PAI MEI: *stroking beard* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:28 pm

you know I was just kiding to get your attention. can I have my eyes back now?

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:59 am

*nagowteena* wrote:you know I was just kiding to get your attention. can I have my eyes back now?

Hey, don't ask me. Ya gotta ask Pai Mei. I warn ya, though, he hates wolves, loathes Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women.

*Pai Mei sits and strokes beard*

So I'd be very, very careful.

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:14 am

NNNNEVERMIND. grabs a stick off the grownd and swings it around striking Templar in the head. *Hay darkest wolf were are you when I need you most?* I CAN'T SEE! *damn It.*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:37 pm

D**m. I forgot about that part... Umm...I'll go get Bill? Wait he's dead...

*Slices off Templars head with a samurai sword.*