Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time
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Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time
Does anyone know the 'top 10 Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time'? Some time ago, a second edition was released on Ruthless-reviews. Just check it out and see for yourself.
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
Ohyeah, and when your at it, watch these '101 rules of Black metal' done by Metal Storm:
http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=9
"13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn"."
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
Ohyeah, and when your at it, watch these '101 rules of Black metal' done by Metal Storm:
http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=9
"13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn"."
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I think its because of this:Hamster wrote: [spoiler]20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) <--- scary![/spoiler]
88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.
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Those were funny!
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps Aww...I like Peeps, lol
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly. <--- More than likely a friend of mine does this
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro. <--- Definately that same friend
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps Aww...I like Peeps, lol
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly. <--- More than likely a friend of mine does this
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro. <--- Definately that same friend
<-- Don't Do Crack (character from South Park)
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I just found this some time ago:
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3
This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band. Its really hilarious.
And this is some dance-mix the owners of the page made :
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/ejdancemix.mp3
Note: the phone-call does incluse some 'f***'-s, and "mothafuckah", but its nothing more then that.
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3
This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band. Its really hilarious.
And this is some dance-mix the owners of the page made :
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/ejdancemix.mp3
Note: the phone-call does incluse some 'f***'-s, and "mothafuckah", but its nothing more then that.
Scott Gardener wrote: I'd be afraid to shift if I were to lose control. If I just looked fuggly, I'd simply be annoyed every full moon.
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When I first heard the name "Black metal band" I thought the same thing. I guess because I never heard of such a thing. Now that I have, I'm starting toMorkulv wrote:I just found this some time ago:
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3
This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band. Its really hilarious.
listen to it.
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Videoclip from Hecate Enthroned with subtitles! Watch it!
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Videoclip from Hecate Enthroned with subtitles! Watch it!
Edit: copy >> paste the entire URL to watch the video.
Scott Gardener wrote: I'd be afraid to shift if I were to lose control. If I just looked fuggly, I'd simply be annoyed every full moon.