Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:24 pm

Does anyone know the 'top 10 Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time'?

Some time ago, a second edition was released on Ruthless-reviews. Just check it out and see for yourself.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

Ohyeah, and when your at it, watch these '101 rules of Black metal' done by Metal Storm:

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=9

"13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn"."

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:48 pm

Heh, heh! Thanks, I needed that!

90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.

[spoiler]20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) <--- scary![/spoiler]

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:02 pm

101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:03 pm

Hamster wrote: [spoiler]20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) <--- scary![/spoiler]

I think its because of this:

88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:04 pm

Those were funny!

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps Aww...I like Peeps, lol
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly. <--- More than likely a friend of mine does this
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro. <--- Definately that same friend

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:16 pm

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.

Reminds me of that videoclip from Immortal.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:55 am

I just found this some time ago:

http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3

This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band.

Its really hilarious.

And this is some dance-mix the owners of the page made

:

http://www.racerxband.com/audio/ejdancemix.mp3

Note: the phone-call does incluse some 'f***'-s, and "mothafuckah", but its nothing more then that.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:10 pm

Morkulv wrote:I just found this some time ago:

http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3

This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band. Its really hilarious.

When I first heard the name "Black metal band" I thought the same thing. I guess because I never heard of such a thing. Now that I have, I'm starting to
listen to it.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:48 am

Hahahaha!

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:18 am

Quit the list at about 20. After that, the homophobia started to irritate me.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:31 am

Haha, take a look at the comments of the list.

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:22 pm

lol, Some of those comments were pretty good

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:49 am

I love them black metal-humor:

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:54 pm

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:13 pm

That one's good!

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:39 am

Strong Bad's Advice for Death Metal Wannabees

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:41 pm

Hehe, that was good!

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:08 pm

Morkulv wrote:

Hehe, that was good!

I figured you would like that.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:26 pm

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11406075 ... evil_subs)_

Videoclip from Hecate Enthroned with subtitles!

Watch it!

Edit: copy >> paste the entire URL to watch the video.