Humor: Most inopportune time to shift

Herpscott · Post by **Herpscott** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:46 pm

This is meant to be funny and can be a little crude but not blasphemous.

It also takes into account if a werewolf was to shift at random. In other words he/she had no prior knowledge when or where he/she was going to shift.

So...when would be the worst time a shift could occur?

Maybe while sitting on a toilet?

This is for fun and I hope that everyone will get a chuckle and participate...

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:55 pm

Heh...the worst time a shift could occur?

When you are at the world's largest gun show.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:01 pm

On a roller coster. At church. When hang gliding. When teaching preschoolers. When scuba diving. And in an enclosed hunter-heavy forest.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:09 pm

-On a hunting trip, while separated from the party
-While giving a speech
-While doing anything sexual
-To wolf form, immediately after a massive meal
-While performing in a piano recital

Leighlia · Post by **Leighlia** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:57 pm

How about:

- In church on Easter Sunday
- During a college wrestling match that you just realized you are loosing
- When dropping off your dog at the dog park. Although, you could partake of a run yourself while there.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:27 pm

In the toilet when turning a huge turt.

Herpscott · Post by **Herpscott** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:46 pm

I like all of these so far.

Although there is something primal and arousing about shifting during coitus. I don't know...

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they werew making fun of British porn

"Almost......Almost......Almost.....There we are"
"Good show!"

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:03 pm

In the freezer aisle at the grocery store.
In the produce section of the grocery store! (Oh! A wolf eating broccoli! The shame of it!)
In the emergency room.
Playing the cello in a string quartet.
While tempering chocolate.
In line for Santa at the mall.
On the doorstep when you go to pick up your prom date.
On a date, right after you break the ice and click with whoever you're with.

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:08 pm

Alpha wrote:- Getting a rectal exam while at the doctor's.

Eeegh. That's an inopportune thing to have happen, whatever the circumstances...

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:10 pm

- Getting a rectal exam while at the doctor's.

- Sweating to the oldies while watching a Richard Simmons tape.

- A ballerina wearing a tutu during a recital.

- While you're in a conga line.

Herpscott wrote:I like all of these so far.

Although there is something primal and arousing about shifting during coitus. I don't know...

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they werew making fun of British porn

"Almost......Almost......Almost.....There we are"
"Good show!"

Would this be considered doing it doggy...um...err I mean wolfy style?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:31 pm

vrikasatma wrote:
Alpha wrote:- Getting a rectal exam while at the doctor's.
Eeegh. That's an inopportune thing to have happen, whatever the circumstances...

What if it was the doctor who was shifting? OUCH!!! I can't imagine it feeling too good with that finger going in while there's a long claw on it.

bloodwolf_345 · Post by **bloodwolf_345** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:32 pm

-While on a sinking cruise ship in the middle of the ocean with several thousand people panicking already, then there would be the smell of wet dog Peyew

-During a performance of CATS

-In the middle of the Eukanuba/AKC dog show, with you and your dog in the show ring.

-Giving a performance of any classical music piece, playing or singing

-At the lunch table with you closest group of friends

-In the middle of a swim meet

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:42 pm

Swim meet? Nah, that wouldn't be inopprotune, you might actually win!

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:52 pm

-picking your nose

-wearing a leather mask

-being discovered standing over a bloody dead body

-typing

-at a PETA convention

-hitch hiking

-sratching your bum (although that could help)

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:22 pm

Anubis wrote: -being discovered standing over a bloody dead body

That's bad no matter what body you're in.

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:06 pm

vrikasatma wrote: In line for Santa at the mall.

AS Santa at the mall!

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:07 pm

Trumped!

Sitting on Santa's lap at the mall!

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:14 pm

At a fur-con. (oh the yiff requests you would get with your awesome....."costume")

While wearing a fursuit!

Actually that would be really funny!

While interviewing for a babysitting job.

While kissing a mundane.

While preaching!

During your final exam.

In a pet store.

While writing your name on a grain of rice.

At Chuck E. Cheese.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:51 pm

- While trying on clothes at the Mall

- At a black-tie only event.

- At a wedding

- At a swimsuit competition (okay, enough with the ripping clothes jokes).

- While on any reality show (especially Project Runway).

- While skiing and/or snowboarding on the black diamond trail.

- At any Olympic sport other than the long jump.

- At midnight while typing out that report that's due tomorrow morning.

- At the barber and/or hair salon.

- On a crowded elevator.

- While getting photographed for your driver's license.

- While listening to a violin concerto.

- While trying to give driving directions on the phone (take a left onto Main Street and *snort-snarl-grrr*)

And my only raunchy one ever for this thread:

- While "making use" of a blow-up doll.

Xodiac · Post by **Xodiac** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:15 pm

During sex.

While driving a motorcycle.

On live television.

While proposing marriage.

In front of your in-laws. Especially at Thanksgiving (there goes the turkey!)

During surgery - on either side of the knife.

In jail.

And last but not least:

While working in a silver refinery!

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:33 pm

What about at a cat show?

JoshuaMadoc · Post by **JoshuaMadoc** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:47 pm

during Sunday school.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:05 pm

PariahPoet wrote: While writing your name on a grain of rice.

Funniest one so far!

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:39 pm

You've managed to cover all the bases, so I'll need to be a bit more innovative...

1. While auditioning for the lead role in an upcoming high-budget vampire movie

2. While giving a presentation to the scientific community why the rumors are fake and shapeshifting is NOT possible

3. While councilling your friend with a phobia of large canines

4. While trying to sneak out of a meeting or class, hoping not to draw any attention to yourself

5. After waiting on hold for thirty minutes and finally reaching the credit card company to ask about an unexpected charge

6. Immediately after saying, "I'm being completely honest with you. I swear, I don't have any other secrets."

CanisLupus · Post by **CanisLupus** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:04 am

"While proposing marriage."

#1: -Elisabeth, do you want to marry me?
-

#2: -Elisabeth, there's something I want to ask you.
-*eyes shining* what is it, honey?
-

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-> While sculpting in ice;
-> While watching a horror movie in the theatre.
-> In a job interview
-> When camping with your friends

-> When in a fur rug stylists convention.
-> While making card castles
-> While shaving yourself
-> While working as a catsitter
-> While being presented to your GF/BF parents.

and much more